How to pick up a girl using a Rubik’s Cube
I saw this go down a while ago on the bus.
Apparently commuter chicks love this kind of thing, so I’ve posted a step-by-step how-to for all you single, Rubik’s Cube loving guys out there.
1) Board the bus. Spot girl of your choosing and sit down across from her. Nonchalantly pull out your Rubik’s Cube and solve it like it ain’t no thang in under 2 minutes.
2) If you’ve chosen correctly, the girl across from you will gasp in amazement. If she simply ignores you, repeat step one on a different girl.
3) The girl may now ask you something to the effect of: “Oh my God…how did you do that!?” if she’s really impressed.
4) Answer this, and any other questions, in a very smug fashion. Above all, keep your cool. Use fancy Rubik’s Cube jargon when explaining the art of solving the Cube such as “wrap your head around the concept of…” or “there are infinite mathematical variables when solving…” etc. End this by saying “It’s really very easy” or, if you’re feeling daring, “I could teach you if you like.”
5) By this point the girl should be completely in awe of your fantastic Rubik’s Cube skills. The responses of “wow”, “that’s so cool”, and “sure, I’d love you to teach me” are all great signs.
6) Now’s the hard part. If you’re getting a positive vibe from the girl you should probably take the opportunity to suggest meeting up somewhere sometime to show her a few cool Rubik’s Cube things as your stop quickly approaches. You must do this, however, in the least creepy way possible. I suggest emphasizing your love of sharing Rubik’s Cube-ing with the world as opposed to the fact you think she’s really hot.
7) If all goes well, the girl will now proceed to give you her number. Try to contain your excitement. In the case I saw, the girl actually suggested they get off at the next stop and grab a coffee. Be prepared for anything!
Congratulations, Rubik’s Cube boy! You have a date!
Tags: bus, dating, how-to, Rubik's Cube
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